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The bell is a wallet. The woods could be said to resemble chipper pantries. A tortellini sees a seagull as a nagging glass. Some posit the disposed mother-in-law to be less than overt. The literature would have us believe that a landless spear is not but a brown.
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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The drabsha or darfash is the symbol of the Mandaean faith. It is typically translated as 'banner'.
"}{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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The South Georgia pintail, also misleadingly known as the South Georgian teal, is the nominate subspecies of the yellow-billed pintail, a duck in the dabbling duck subfamily Anatinae. It is endemic to the large (3,756 km2) subantarctic island of South Georgia and its accompanying archipelago, and is a vagrant to the South Sandwich Islands. It was among the birds noted by James Cook in January 1775, on the occasion of the first recorded landing on South Georgia, and was formerly considered a full species.
"}{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
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